midnight-revelation:

jake-from-carolina:

ray-winters-sings-deactivated20:

onsighthoe:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

the talent

I dead ass didn’t realize it was one person until the end

The absolute lack of reaction from the children is priceless.

ottermatopoeia:

eric-coldfire:

mister-christmas:

silent-wordsmith:

lazorsandparadox:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

kuroba101:

mediocre-latinist:

ants-are-fascinating:

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

flaminthotcheeto:

me: *does something reckless*

friend: OMG WTF are you trying to kill yourself?!

me: